GOD WILL PROVIDE

June 15, 2013
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Akpors: Do you have a boyfriend?
Ekaitte: Nope. I don’t want to have a boyfriend.
Akpors: oh no!!!! Remember Genesis 2v18 The Lord God said, It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.
Ekaitte: But I don’t love you.
Akpors: no, u just av to love me, remember 1John 4v8 “Who ever does not love does not know God, because God is love.”
Ekaitte: But how can I be sure …that you’re loyal and honest?
Akpors: Mark 13:31 says “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.”
Ekaitte: But I’m busy, I’m still studying.
Akpors: yes dear but Ecclesiastes 3:1 said “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heaven.”
Ekaitte: But why me? There are alot of girls out there.
Akpors: Proverbs 31:29″Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.”
Ekaitte: But what is in me that you like?
Akpors: Song of Solomon 4:7″You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you.”
Ekaitte: no ooo, I’m not beautiful.
Akpors: Proverbs 31:30″Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
Ekaitte: Why all dis?
Akpors: 2 Corinthians 2:4″For I wrote you outof great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you.”
Ekaitte, waoooo, i’m flattered, i think i love u, lets start with u buying me an Iphone 6
Akpors: no dear, remember 1 john 2v15….love not d world, neither d tinz that are in d world
Ekaitte: omg!!! Dat reminds me, u av no job?
Akpors: dont worry, Genesis 22v8 says

GOD WILL PROVIDE.EKAITTE FAINTED

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